Visiting a small town today, driving around enjoying the ambience of small-town life. We passed a nice building, "Ford Street United Methodist Church." Up and down a few streets, admiring the architecture and so forth, presently passed a large, old stone building, a few blocks away from the aforementioned building. This one, "Trinity United Methodist Church."
"Man," I said, "it looks like the Methodists own this town!"
"Probably there was a split over the color of the carpet," said Mrs. Warr.
Laughter from both occupants of the car. But upon reflection, one has to conclude that that might not be funny.