Noodle noodle

He heard how do you like my noodle earrings.

Your noodle earrings? he asked

New little earrings! she shouted.

Service with a Smile

While on our recent Michigan vacation, we stopped at Culver's in Grand Haven for a bite.  Really pleasant woman took our order.  She said, "You guys are so groovy.  Were you at Woodstock?"  I said, No, I was much too old for Woodstock.  I'm 85.  She said, You were 35, yep, too old.  Oh, wow, I am thinking.  A lady who can smile while she serves AND she can do arithmetic!