Herk said, "The Mizzus and I have been talking about a much-needed vacation. We agreed we needed to get away from it all. Then I came home from work last night and discovered that she had booked a cruise for the two of us.
"I says to her, 'If we were going to get away from it all, why would we go together?' and then it started..."
"Merry Christmas, Herk," I said. "See you later."