Spouse (filling her meds strips): P__. Isn't that the one they said was bad?
I: Who said?
She: The TV. Bad drug.
I: The lawyers advertising on TV. Who you gonna take your medical advice from, your doctor or a lawyer?
She: Both, maybe.
I: If I need medical advice I'm gonna take it from my doctor. In fact, if I need legal advice I may take it from my doctor.