Spouse: There's another dead deer. Third one in the last ten miles.
I: They're a real menace everywhere.
She: They ought to allow shooting them any time, not just during a "season."
I: As we allowed the killing of bison?
She: The Indians depended on them for their livelihood, and we hunted them almost to extinction.
I: So we learned our lesson.
She: Yes, how to defeat the Indians.
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