"Here, Puppy! Nice doggie. Come get your chew toy."
And the silly dog comes running, grabs the toy, strychnine and all.
Oh, my. Cruella De Vil had nothing on that woman.
The amazing thing is that the pup has such limited discernment that he could sit on a hillside chewing on a decades-old non-issue while the world burns. Clueless.
Nero had nothing on this guy.