String Too Short to Tie
This story was posted last fall. It is an Easter story, though, in a manner of speaking, so here it is again at this joyous season.
The Pig and the Duck
Our cottage was situated on a very nice lakefront lot with a fifty-foot seawall and pier. The area close to the seawall, especially at the east end of it, was soggy a good bit of the time, though it was planted to grass. Too, forget-me-nots grew freely in that area, and very pretty were the shiny blue punctuation marks they provided in the lawn.
Across the lane and opposite our next door neighbor's house lived a young man named Steve with his son, Trey. One summer, probably about our tenth year at the lake, Steve acquired a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig as a pet for himself and his son. What a cute little pet! The neighbors adored the animal, and it was allowed, more or less, free range of the territory.
Summers come to an end, though, the October leaves are raked, the pipes are drained and the cottage is put to sleep for the winter. But oh, frabjous Spring when the place is reopened and "the season" starts again! Now we discover that Pig, while still very friendly, is much larger than she was in the fall. As the summer wears on and the days become hotter and hotter, the human inhabitants of the environs spend more and more time in the lake. The Pig likes to swim, too, and she strolls across the lane and down to the lake for a dip betimes. However, she is a pig, and pigs are given to rooting and wallowing. Pig discovers the soft spot in our yard this side of the seawall. The little blue flowers are so attractive. Let's dig them up! Pig is a very talented digger, and when the hole is sufficiently deep to satisfy her needs and accommodate her body, she wallows. This is not a pleasing behavior to the human inhabitants. Pig must be banished from the yard.
Now it should be related that Pig had a playmate and frequent companion, for at Easter time Steve's next door neighbor acquired a little duckling. Duck grew, as ducks will, and it attached itself in friendship to Pig. Everywhere Pig went, Duck tagged along. Duck's owner would take Duck to the lake and attempt to get it to swim, but Duck was having none of it. Believe it. A duck that did not want to be in water. So much for the old saw, "Takes to it like a duck to water."
Karen was frustrated that Duck would not swim, for it was her plan that when fall came the duck would respond to the call of the wild and fly off to wherever ducks go when the vee formations soar overhead.
I was fortunate enough to witness this little vignette. One afternoon Pig walked across the lane and down to the lakefront. Duck waddled along close behind. Pig stepped into the water, launched herself and started to swim leisurely around the area. Duck stopped on the bank, quacked loudly, no doubt scolding Pig for her reckless behavior. But it became clear that Pig was enjoying her swim and was not giving it up. Duck stepped into the water; and to her surprise she discovered that she could remain afloat on the surface. Then she discovered that she could swim! Oh, fun together with friend in the water! The story of the pig that taught the duck to swim.
Fall came, leaves were raked, and so on.
When the cottage was opened in the spring we missed the presence of Pig. I saw Steve one evening and asked what happened to Pig. "Well," he said, "she went to the farm. When I got her I was told she would probably get to a weight of 45 pounds in her adulthood. When she got to 150 pounds I realized that I could no longer keep her as a house pet."
All things come to some end.
Across the lane and opposite our next door neighbor's house lived a young man named Steve with his son, Trey. One summer, probably about our tenth year at the lake, Steve acquired a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig as a pet for himself and his son. What a cute little pet! The neighbors adored the animal, and it was allowed, more or less, free range of the territory.
Summers come to an end, though, the October leaves are raked, the pipes are drained and the cottage is put to sleep for the winter. But oh, frabjous Spring when the place is reopened and "the season" starts again! Now we discover that Pig, while still very friendly, is much larger than she was in the fall. As the summer wears on and the days become hotter and hotter, the human inhabitants of the environs spend more and more time in the lake. The Pig likes to swim, too, and she strolls across the lane and down to the lake for a dip betimes. However, she is a pig, and pigs are given to rooting and wallowing. Pig discovers the soft spot in our yard this side of the seawall. The little blue flowers are so attractive. Let's dig them up! Pig is a very talented digger, and when the hole is sufficiently deep to satisfy her needs and accommodate her body, she wallows. This is not a pleasing behavior to the human inhabitants. Pig must be banished from the yard.
Now it should be related that Pig had a playmate and frequent companion, for at Easter time Steve's next door neighbor acquired a little duckling. Duck grew, as ducks will, and it attached itself in friendship to Pig. Everywhere Pig went, Duck tagged along. Duck's owner would take Duck to the lake and attempt to get it to swim, but Duck was having none of it. Believe it. A duck that did not want to be in water. So much for the old saw, "Takes to it like a duck to water."
Karen was frustrated that Duck would not swim, for it was her plan that when fall came the duck would respond to the call of the wild and fly off to wherever ducks go when the vee formations soar overhead.
Fall came, leaves were raked, and so on.
When the cottage was opened in the spring we missed the presence of Pig. I saw Steve one evening and asked what happened to Pig. "Well," he said, "she went to the farm. When I got her I was told she would probably get to a weight of 45 pounds in her adulthood. When she got to 150 pounds I realized that I could no longer keep her as a house pet."
All things come to some end.
5 comments:
Now that's a great story! I enjoyed it no less on this retelling than I did when you first shared it online. Happy Easter to you and your BBBH.
I remember this story - so sweet but did we ever learn what happened to Duck?
Chuck, thank you. May you and Sylvia have a blessed Easter!
Grace, thanks. I last saw Duck on the lake end of September swimming with a group of wild duck. When I returned at Halloween, ducks were all gone. I like to think Duck had found a family of her own!
Now this is a fun story and worthy of a repost!
Shelly, thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.
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