Letter came today addressed to the Missus. I noticed the return address read "ATTM Settlement."
"Here," I said as I handed it to her. "Your settlement check from AT &T. Probably a dime. Anyway, whatever it is, it cost them more to cut the check and process it than it is for."
She opened the envelope which revealed a neat letter in very. fine. print and a check attached. "It is for ten cents," she said.
Of course I burst into laughter. How could I have known? Well, I am not prescient but one is always aware that in situations like this the only winners are the attorneys.
Yet of course evil-doers, be the behavior intentional or not, must be punished.
And again, "Bwaahahaha!"
4 comments:
That is funny...
Grace, right. If class-action suits were not primarily for the benefit of lawyers, lawyers wouldn't flood the airwaves with advertisements for such.
Oh, that is funny!
We have a bunch of lawsuits going in our village over contaminated drinking water. Of course, the people that I know are filing suit are scammers--but it is too expensive to prove that in court, so they will be getting a settlement.
My neighbor is one of those people and she is counting on re-doing her kitchen with the windfall she anticipates. I have a feeling that after the lawyers are through, she will be lucky to get a can of paint.
We will see.
Lin, I have a feeling your neighbor is going to wait a really.long.time. for her kitchen reno.
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