Letter came today addressed to the Missus. I noticed the return address read "ATTM Settlement."
"Here," I said as I handed it to her. "Your settlement check from AT &T. Probably a dime. Anyway, whatever it is, it cost them more to cut the check and process it than it is for."
She opened the envelope which revealed a neat letter in very. fine. print and a check attached. "It is for ten cents," she said.
Of course I burst into laughter. How could I have known? Well, I am not prescient but one is always aware that in situations like this the only winners are the attorneys.
Yet of course evil-doers, be the behavior intentional or not, must be punished.
And again, "Bwaahahaha!"