After the first ninety minutes in Wally World, this old guy advised the spouse that he'd be on the bench in front of checkout #17.
She nudged me gently, my eyes popped open, she said, "Watch the cart. I'll be ready to go soon as I use the restroom."
Later in the evening she told me she hated to wake me because she was afraid someone would associate her with the silly old man who was asleep in the midst of all that traffic.
Embarrassed that someone might think I was hers? Well!
(Someone is concerned about what the People of Walmart think of her? Or me?)
Ha. Haha. Ha.