are performing now.
Just as he is beginning to gain in the polls, Ted Cruz fries his bacon around the barrel of an automatic rifle. That's likely not all he fried.
The Donald and Hillary had this in common: pork on a stick. And they both want to go to Washington.
Don't forget the columnists, commentators, and pollsters. Their antics are every bit as entertaining as those of the candidates. Good thing, too, because it is a l-o-n-g time until 11-8-16.
All kidding aside (as though we've been kidding) I forgot what I was going to say. The whole thing is a joke.