Yesterday I promised a sampler of Will Rogers' wit.
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Our constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. Senators."
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you've got the government working for you."
To which I say, Well, nowadays the government is not working for me so much as I am working for the government. That's not funny.