Fair

An "economic fairness" agenda has emerged as the single, most unifying Democratic idea of the election season. --WaPo 5-15-12

It is not fair for someone to have whatever someone else doesn't have?  I am aftaid I am about to get started.  I can feel my blood simmering, coming to a boil.

Fair, and I repeat myself, is where 4-H kids go to show their pigs and goats.

Oh, you can be so relieved that I restrained myself.

"If you're not on President Obama's enemies list, I don't know what you are doing wrong."

 --Chris Plante

Don't Forget to Vote

Blond Preacher Lady

As is not my wont (or, as is my "won't") I inadvertently tuned to a station broadcasting a sermon by a blond preacher woman just in time to hear her say (I am not making this up), "We must not go on livin' life blondly."

She got that right; needs some serious attention from a good hairdresser.

Ooooh! Boo!

Newscaster says the government is going to start monitoring social networks to further secure our safety and well-being; alerted us that such words as "infectious" and "outbreak" and "collapse" could be trip-wires to direct the monitors to your blogsite, twitter account, or facebook page.

Boogity-boo!

Here's an idea. Let's all create an infectious outbreak of weird posts until the monitoring system collapses. I need to do something to boost traffic on this blog!

Oh, flaw. The posts on this blog are already mostly weird. But innocuous.

Joy to the World!

In the spirit of the season of "peace and goodwill," I won't be offended if you wish me "Happy Holidays!" Please don't be offended when I wish you a "Merry Christmas!" Thank you.

Political Survey

BBRR_I_N_G!
Hello.
Is this David?
Yes.
Would you participate in a brief political survey?
Yeh.
First question. Do you think President Obama is doing a good job? Press 1 for "yes." Press 2 for "no."
(Presses 2)
Question two. Do you believe the country is headed in the right direction? Press...yadayada.
(Presses 2)
What is your party affiliation? Press 1 for "democrat" (of course); Press 2 for "republican;"press 3 for "independent;" press 4 for "other."
(Presses 3)
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