Call the Vet!

News bulletin: Former Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was bitten by a penguin at the St. Louis Zoo.

I hope the poor penguin has had its rabies shots.

Blond Preacher Lady

As is not my wont (or, as is my "won't") I inadvertently tuned to a station broadcasting a sermon by a blond preacher woman just in time to hear her say (I am not making this up), "We must not go on livin' life blondly."

She got that right; needs some serious attention from a good hairdresser.

And a Little Farther Down the Road

I: When did ugly become the new beautiful?
She: What are you talking about?
I: Look at these cars. They're all just ugly. Why have auto designers done this?
Look at that one passing us. It looks like a piece of turd.