More Whining

"Any man says he can't read women is seriously vision impaired. The only thing written there are two big letters about the size of the top line on the eye chart:

ME^"

--Herk Bitterman

"Go Like This,"

my spouse says, these words accompanied by much specific hand-waving and gesticulation. (Think "air guitar.)

I am working on whatever project.

Later: "Got'r done!" I say.
She: "Uhuh. And after I told you exactly how I wanted it."

Sometimes there is even the follow-up "I'd rather not have it done than to have it done like I didn't want it."

Another Saturday with Herkimer

"A woman is the only creature known to science who thinks she can change the past by carping about it in the present." --Herk Bitterman

I don't know what it is between Herk and Tildy, and I'm not going to get into it. But he will go on about "stuff."

Amity in the Home

"Lose control of the remote, there's going to be a lot of Oxygen, Lifetime, and HGTV coming into the house." --Herk Bitterman

Herk is just a whiner. We know he has another TV in the house.