Thursday, September 27, 2012
Elementary
Thought we'd give the new series "Elementary" a chance. Watched the first seven minutes. Understood not one line of dialog. Watching "Everybody Loves Raymond" reruns.
Friday, September 21, 2012
Sheesh
Is there anyone out there who is still unconvinced of the fact that anyone who wants to be president is too dumb to be president?
I know I am too dumb to be president, but at least I am smart enough to know that.
I know I am too dumb to be president, but at least I am smart enough to know that.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Leadership
I can't for the life of me shake the image of Nero plucking his lyre while Rome burns, nor can I figure why on this particular evening.
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Golf Tour
How is it that the idiot who shouts "Get in the hole" the instant the clubhead meets the ball always gets a spot within voice range of the broadcast mike?
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Is There Any Hope?
Members of the media at the DNC in Charlotte outnumber the delegates three-to-one. (Milbank, WaPo 5 Sep 2012)
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Fall Style
Enjoy your Labor Day; the vacation if you don't have to labor, your work if you do.
I'll put away the white bucks, the white shorts, and the ice-cream pants if you will put away the white tennies.
I'll put away the white bucks, the white shorts, and the ice-cream pants if you will put away the white tennies.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Funny Headlines; Not Funny
"A woman who was reported as missing from an Icelandic tour, unwittingly joined a
search for herself." --Yahoo News
Some of us without wit started trying to "find ourselves" back in the sixties. Some of my contemporaries are still looking.
Some of us without wit started trying to "find ourselves" back in the sixties. Some of my contemporaries are still looking.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
The Race is On
Many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased. Daniel 12:4b
Yet probably not swiftly enough to overtake stupid.
Yet probably not swiftly enough to overtake stupid.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Home Economics
The Mrs. is putting a new trashbag in the kitchen wastebasket.
Bob: What brand did you get this time?
She: I don't know; they were cheap.
He: I know. Don't get them anymore.
She: Why not? I don't have any problem with them.
He: No. All you do is put them in the basket. I ripped three holes in one this morning before I could get it tied up.
Fact of life: Someone can, and will, produce an inferior imitation of any product and sell it for less. Caveat emptor.
Bob: What brand did you get this time?
She: I don't know; they were cheap.
He: I know. Don't get them anymore.
She: Why not? I don't have any problem with them.
He: No. All you do is put them in the basket. I ripped three holes in one this morning before I could get it tied up.
Fact of life: Someone can, and will, produce an inferior imitation of any product and sell it for less. Caveat emptor.
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