Good morning! How's your day?
The entomologist: Everything bugs me.
The ornithologist: It's for the birds.
The cosmologist: Deep, very deep. And dark.
The cosmetologist: Hairy.
The criminologist: I haven't a clue.
The psychologist: How do you feel about that?
The old man on the corner who shines shoes and sells newspapers: The bees are buzzing, the birds are singing, the sun is shining in a clear, blue sky. Not a worry in the world, and it is going to be a wonderful day today!
The moral: <write your own tagline>